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TV shows, movies, video games, whatever's amusing, life, and boredom from a 20 year old college kid.

thedevilmonkey:

Somebody just called in a bomb threat on a group of innocent, harmless youtubers during a live stream.

The whole building was cleared out by SWAT teams (even though they only rent one floor).

The youtubers were held at gunpoint and arrested live on camera in front of their fans.

Even nearby schools were closed and evacuated.

They could go to jail.

One wrong move and they could’ve been shot.

All because somebody thought it would be funny.


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.


destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL


sol-relay:

videogame graphic battle | vs. oldwolfs

round six ► word/s description (Booker Dewitt)


gtpomella:

jameshabermann:

killerdls:

thenimbus:

Made me cringe

Nice Guy Gamer

Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”

I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.


We don’t have to do this. You know that, right?


gordoananke:

elevenis-my-doctor:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

Why am I still listening to this


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