for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it.
No one catches them all like Gaston.
i swear to god
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck